People jokes

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.

Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.

So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

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Why do orphans not know how to spell?

Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡

What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

"Simon says touch your chin."

The fat people be like, "Which one?"

The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.

It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.

Most people age up on their birthdays,

Stephen levels up.

Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.

Why don't some people like pennies?

Because it's common cents.

Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.

1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!

You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?

Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.

Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.

Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.

This stuff is messed up, you people.