People jokes
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Gay people would suck at war.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!