I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
People Jokes
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
There was a guy called John.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
