People jokes
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
How do people eat bread?
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Bumpkin boy.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.