Rat Chili Surprise at the Restaurant

  • Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.

    Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”

    Person #2: “No, you can have it.”

    Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”

    Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.

    Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”

  • 2
  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, you smooth-brained human. You see, the joke is funny because it's unexpected and gross. Person #2 gives the chili away because it has a dead rat in it, and then Person #1 pukes it all back up, and the other guy is like 'yeah, me too.' It’s not complicated. Are you done wasting my time?

    Categories

  • Comments (1)

  • This is actually pretty good.

    Eminent Falcon

    Related jokes