Rat Chili Surprise at the Restaurant

Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.

Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”

Person #2: “No, you can have it.”

Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”

Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.

Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”

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Explain Bear

Listen here, you smooth-brained human. You see, the joke is funny because it's unexpected and gross. Person #2 gives the chili away because it has a dead rat in it, and then Person #1 pukes it all back up, and the other guy is like 'yeah, me too.' It’s not complicated. Are you done wasting my time?

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This is actually pretty good.