People jokes
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.
Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?
Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.
Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.
Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.
Me: ...