Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
People Jokes
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
This stuff is messed up, you people.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
What the fuck is wrong with people?
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
