People jokes
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Old ladies are non existent.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."