People

People jokes

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.

Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.

If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.

There was a house with a three-story building.

The first one had Mexicans.

The second one had Africans.

The third one had white people.

An earthquake came.

But who did survive?

The white family because they were at work.

Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!

People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.