What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
