Early Access

The joke plays on the term "early access" which is commonly used in business for a product which is still in its development stage, which is being given early to certain people. Here, it is used to refer to the age of the children that pedophiles prey on.

• Pedophile
• Nursery
• Abuse
• Child
• Crime
• Children

• It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
• Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
• Why do pedophiles never cum first? Because they like to cum in a little behind.
• What does a pedophile call an orphanage? A supermarket.