What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?
They both came in a little behind.
