Pedophile

Pedophile jokes

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...

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  • My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.

    Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.

    Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.

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  • A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"

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  • What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?

    A pedophile.

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  • How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?

    Her crayons are still wet.

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  • Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.