Pedophile

Pedophile jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic.

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  • Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?

    A: Because they like to come in a little behind.

    What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?

    A pedophile.

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  • What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

    Alien vs Predator.

    What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.

    How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.

    How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.

    What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

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  • 101 pedo jokes.

    Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?

    Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.

    Keep it going on lol.

    Pedophile: You dropped your candy.

    Girl: Thanks!

    Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.

    Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?

    Girl: How far is your house?

    Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.

    Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?

    Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.

    Girl:.... Sure! :P

    Audience:.........Dumbass girl.

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  • Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*

    Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?

    Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~

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