My girlfriend called me a pedophile but what does she know, She's 7
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, "PEDOPHILE! THAT'S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD."
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
What does the pedophile use for bait. TRIX
What is pedophiles favorite prey: Vegitables
You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!
Two pedophiles are on a beach
One says to the other "Move over, you're in my sun"
Kill yourself!
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Mosely in a white van
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
