What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Mosely in a white van.
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
Jacob Wheet, If You Don't Understand Look It Up
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
