What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Mosely in a white van.
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.