Pedophile

Pedophile jokes

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."

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  • What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?

    Halloween. Free delivery!

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  • Two pedophiles are on a beach.

    One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"

    What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?

    Jesus died a virgin.

    Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"

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  • What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?

    The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.

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  • Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.

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  • Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?

    A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.

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