Pedophile jokes
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
Kill yourself!
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Mosely in a white van.
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.