Whats the best thing about been a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most
Where do pedophiles go hunting .... Elementary schools
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What shoes does a profile wear?
White vans
you.
greg fucking steals toes!
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...
What do u call a pedophile who's dying? you.
Lol dick I'm the dick and duck
whats a pedophiles favorite place to go in? Kum and go
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
who make hard candy for the kids
solve
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head
A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover so one of her friends asks when was the last time you had an orgasm? she replies 3 days ago dad comes bursting in i KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT
I wish you guys all died
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes
two pedo's are on the beach one pedo said hey get out of my son
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole? A pedofile
