I'm going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I'm a piñata.
What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it’s a piñata: 🤪🏏
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
