Piñata jokes
I'm going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I'm a piñata.
What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Memes
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said, "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion." The first guy came back with 10 apples, and by the second one, he started to grunt, so he was killed and eaten.
The second one came back with cherries, and when he went to put the 10th one in, he started to laugh, so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven, and the first guy said, "Dude, you were so close. What happened?" The second one said, "I would have made it, but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!" 😝😝🤣🤣