Piñata

Piñata Jokes

Suicide

I'm going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I'm a piñata.

Man

What happened to the blind man's son?

He thought he was hitting a piñata.

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  • Dark Humor

    When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

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  • Emo

    What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?

    Dress up as a piñata!

    Party

    When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.

    Shooter

    When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏

    Kid

    How do you keep a blind kid entertained?

    You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.

    Parent

    My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...