Rip k. When they have a party, their racist. When they hang out with ys, their mean.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party.and it was lit
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch)
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages. One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
I went to a muffler party......it was exhausting!
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".
At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party : He had nobody to go with
What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???
A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven
How does the dog dance? He doesn't...he's dead
how do u make a tissue dance put a lil boogie in it ;)
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
Aj died in a bar
The end
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
can we have a party in space? .... First we need to planet ;) get it plan it = planet
I love Muslims, they are great at parties! They have the best fireworks.
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
