So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
Adoption Papers
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke here is that this joker is considering "adopting" his friend as a gag gift. It plays on the idea that because the friend is always at the house, he might as well be part of the family. See, it's funny because it's like, not really a real option, but it's presented as one! You probably also spend too much time at your friend's house, ya dingus!
The Grammar Police
*friend’s *days *papers