I went to a muffler party......it was exhausting!
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".
At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
how do u make a tissue dance put a lil boogie in it ;)
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
Aj died in a bar
The end
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
