The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.
2: I'm dying, finally.
3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.
On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".
At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
