Party jokes
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?
Flip it over!
What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!