Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
