A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
A man with a mullet walks into a bar The bartender says "The party's in the back"
A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."
How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
What did the house wear to the party? A dress
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.
But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. ππ
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because heβs dead.
You idiot.
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didnβt know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal ππ¦.
ONCE THE ALIENS WAS GONNA HAVE A PARTY , THEY HAD TO PLAN-ET
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children, and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said, "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said, "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone.
Then, the birthday boy said, "Hey, he's like my dad."
"Really?" asked a little girl.
"I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
