What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
Party Jokes
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."
"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."