Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.