Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An βAstronutβ!
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
What do you call it when Panera bread goes goes to space Good question
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What's the most grossest mission NASA could do? - Probing Uranus.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
