Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An βAstronutβ!
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.