Outer Space

Outer Space Jokes

Uranus

Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

Space

Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?

Because he didn't have enough space.

Space

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

Guy

What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?

An “Astronut”!

Alien

What happens when an alien connects with your device?

The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.