Outer Space jokes
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
Hey guys, it's an alien!
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"