Partner jokes
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Something you can say about a restaurant, but not your partner:
"So you’re open 24 hours a day?"
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:
Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.
I hate my wife.
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.
No bitches?
Reasons to workout with your partner.
so true look down
When I steal my hbs 10/10 wolf cut Latina so he genuinely transforms me into the Khaby Lame Mechanism
my wife<3
alex
Community talk
I hate when gender reveal parties end with the male partner not being happy that his female partner is having a certain gendered baby (e.g. female), telling its her fault that the baby is that gender but he is the actual dumb one as its his sperm that dictates the gender of the baby (Y chromosome - Male, X - Chromosome - Female).
I finally did it. I blocked him. He’s been treating me like crap since day one. Making me feel bad when he was the one cheating. He was the one not caring when I was pushing everything else aside to be by him and care for him. But it was never enough He said messed with my feelings and made me feel bad but I’m finally learning. And now I have N. He’s the most caring person I’ve ever met. He treats me like I’m a real… Read more
dude im not even kidding im so fucking scared rn because i think hes losing feelings and i really hope he isnt but like what if he doesnt love me anymore? What if he finds someone better and realizes I'm not good enough and breaks up with me? im so fucking scared dude like do I try talking to him about it? I would if he wasnt on DND. but what would I even say? ughhhhhhh kms dude