Partner

Partner memes

Steal

When I steal my hbs 10/10 wolf cut Latina so he genuinely transforms me into the Khaby Lame Mechanism

A bust of Khaby Lame, a dark-skinned man, is displayed against a dark background. Two small, disembodied hands are attached to the bust's shoulders by wires or rods, posed in his signature shrug gesture. The bust rests on a white pedestal, surrounded by white fabric.

Jokes

Status

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

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  • World

    I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.

    She said, "but the world is round."

    I said, babe, you are my world.

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  • Family Tree

    I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.

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