When you meet your gf at the family reunion
. How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? Neither one of them, they eat out
Why cant the Skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has 'No Body' to go with!
I finally got a girlfriend. Her name is Remington Model 32
I guess age is just a number but in your boyfriends case a personal preference.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach. She asked me why the hell did I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
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if your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top-of-ya
why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut? because they are always so distant:-]
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What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex? "Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
I have a girlfriend.
I have an awesome sex drive, my girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
What did batman say to roben before they got in the car? - Get in the car
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby
I don't have a girlfriend
my gf calling me: I'm home alone ;) me: I know, you always are...
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic
Plus she's too young to smoke
I was always to I’m to small to ride but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
