Partner jokes
Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."
I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
When I steal my hbs 10/10 wolf cut Latina so he genuinely transforms me into the Khaby Lame Mechanism
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
Call her on the phone.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
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I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
What’s something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?
It’s just a rental.
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
What do you call your mom?
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
I hate my wife.