Annoying Sex

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is all about doing something unexpected and annoying during sexy time. Calling your girlfriend on the phone while you're, uh, busy is super rude and definitely a mood killer. It's like saying, "Hey, this isn't important enough for my full attention." Which, as a fellow mammal, I can tell you, is a big no-no. You probably watch Spongebob and think it is a documentary.