Wife: Honey, i love you
Husband: i love you all
Wife: awwww.......... Wait WHAT ?!?!??!
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Why did Karen leave me
Because I was a mushroom
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm she said “ is it because I warned him when hottness came” I said “ no, you don’t shut up
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”? Like we get it bro she’s underage.
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I always say im single, which annoys my wife.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
when it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!!!"
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A: M
Holmes said, look up Watson what can you see?
Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A:M
What else Watson
It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow
What Else Watson
What am I supposed to see Holmes?
Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent
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did know that girlfriend at the end it starts with an end so does boyfriend and friend have end at the end of it but family at the end it ily i love you
What do you call your mom
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
when your girlfriend tells you shes a guy "what bitch naw hell no"
what does Hitlers partner say when he begins
hindin
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey sugar!
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