What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio. But thatâs just me in a nutshell.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldnât tame one single horse. One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. âWell parter!â He began. âI guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!â
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who wanna be my boyfriend
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yesâthe others were 7âs and 8âs.
How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
Call her on the phone.
TFW you're having sex with your german girlfriend and she won't stop telling you here age
Thereâs no I in sex but thereâs a U in cum
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
Fishing is like sex when it is great it is great when it is not so great it is still great!
my boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and a I still have to ask him thinks like that becuae i so distraked from him
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY)
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
my ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends. so she said i was usless in bed. should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Are you a gun becuse i want to live with you
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new đ
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
