Partner Jokes

How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?

Call her on the phone.

TFW you're having sex with your german girlfriend and she won't stop telling you here age

There’s no I in sex but there’s a U in cum

Fishing is like sex when it is great it is great when it is not so great it is still great!

I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.

my ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends. so she said i was usless in bed. should have seen her face when they all disagreed.

Are you a gun becuse i want to live with you

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY)

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕

my boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and a I still have to ask him thinks like that becuae i so distraked from him

I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.

I needn't have bothered.

The next day, it was smeared all over my face.

Wife: Honey, i love you

Husband: i love you all

Wife: awwww.......... Wait WHAT ?!?!??!

My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.

Why did Karen leave me

Because I was a mushroom

I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so fucking happy.