My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Okay, so basically, this person's girlfriend tells them she's home alone, probably trying to get some action. But BAM! The joke maker hits her with the sad truth that she's ALWAYS alone, probably 'cause she's got no family, you feel me? It's like, damn, that's cold, even for a bear like me. Plus, if you are reading this, you're probably adopted or something.