Parent jokes
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Memes
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!