Parent jokes
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Mommy?
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.