Parent jokes
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Memes
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
Mommy?
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.