Parent jokes
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Who needs parents to be great?
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!