Parent jokes
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.
I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
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How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.