Parent jokes
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Memes
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Mommy?
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.