Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
I found your parent
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast because there is no parent to feed them
What’s water see in orphans that they don’t. There parents.
DH: How does an orphan call his parents? A: how? "..."
-Dark_Humor
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
