Parent jokes
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Memes
Super Relateable
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"