Parent jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
Mommy?
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.