Parent jokes
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
The glasses tho...
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)