Parent jokes
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
Mommy?
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.