Parent jokes

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!

How many foster parents does each orphan have?

One half.

What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?

Parents' evening.

Why did the orphan go outside the school?

Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.

You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.

Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!

If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.

What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?

The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.

Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?

Because they can't eat a family pack.

Who needs parents to be great?

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?

A fossil.