Parent jokes

Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?

Because they won't have a parent to cry to.

A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

It danced its a** off.

Bully: *Bullies kid*

Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*

Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD

Orphan: :/

I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"

He started crying.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?

Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.

Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?

Because their parents can't!

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!

How many foster parents does each orphan have?

One half.

What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?

Parents' evening.

Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.

Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.

You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.

Why did the orphan go outside the school?

Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.

If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.

Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!