Parent jokes

What do you call an orphan with parents?

Idk, I never met one before.

Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."

Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.

More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?

An orphan.

Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?

Because they can’t find one.

lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!

Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.

Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.

Louie's parents tried this.

My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.

I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.

What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.

There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.

I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.

What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?

Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.

Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.

Why do people play soccer?

Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.

Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.

Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

How many foster parents does each orphan have?

One half.

Who named their daughter Macadamia?

A couple of nuts.

Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!

Me: Where are they?

Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?

Because they won't have a parent to cry to.