Parent jokes
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
My dad left me, lol.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
Your mum isn't home.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
Louie's parents tried this.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.