Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: ðŸ˜
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Who needs parents to be great?
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
