Parent jokes
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
Memes
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Who needs parents to be great?
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!