Parent jokes
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Your mom after your dad left and never came back with the milk
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
I have a body count of 7.
Why do I have a fat mom?
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"