Parent jokes
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
I have a body count of 7.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Memes
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Why do I have a fat mom?
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.