There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.
The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"
I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.
My son.
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Why do orphans have no parents???say ur joke in the comments
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
