Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them, I mean, britches be crazy
a boy couldnt walk normally because his pants are huge and when he went to school the ppl there made so much jokes about him that he died
ITS NOT TRUE JUST A FAKE JOKE DONT WORRY
Jonny went to disney and they had sour balls, he asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish so he started to yell out lil fishy lil fishy lil fishy they called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt
Poopy pants ha goteen Use Code Fred_5001 in the fortnite item shop
Wife:I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Dont worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart? He heard that little boy's pants were half off
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant Suits
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls? “I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
I told my cousin since we're not blood related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS
i think democracy is a scam i love men and i love you i love men an d i love you i love my dog he wontsleep iinside and i shitteed my pants i peed my pants i smell bad i took a shower and my dog was like oh my god i was like ohh i was like oh my god and then i was like i shitted again and he was like bark bark casue hes a dog thanks for listening
Me: i must have a mirror in my jeans, cause i see u in my pants