Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
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Johnny Sins' Problem
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Hey, dummy! This joke is all about Johnny Sins, who's known for his, uh, adult film work. The punchline plays on words, see? "Chirp down" sounds like "zip down," implying that Johnny Sins can't keep his, ahem, "long, hard thing" under wraps. It's a blue joke, get it? You probably didn't, since you think Nickelback is good.