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Battery

2 years ago

*Sniffs kids*

The image shows a toy action figure box with the text SLEEPY JOE ACTION FIGURE written on it. Inside the box, there is a depiction of Joe Biden with his head slumped forward. Below it, the text reads BATTERIES *NOT* INCLUDED and a warning that the item contains socialism. Below that in a separate text box, is the text JUST ADD AAA BATTERIES AND HE SHITS HIS PANTS. In the upper right corner it reads NEW FOR CHRISTMAS: THE SLEEP JOE INACTION FIGURE. There is a red and white target circle with a blue dart to the right of the figure box.
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    • Money

    2 years ago

    lol so so so true

    A meme with a child looking surprised while holding a stack of cash. The text reads: "When u find money in ya pants before you start doing laundry."
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    • Camera

    2 years ago

    true

    A cartoon fish with a shocked expression is sitting on a toilet with their pants down. They are in front of a laptop, and the text says, "I'm going to ask you to please turn on the camera and unmute the microphone". Me:
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    • Size

    6 months ago
    A slightly desaturated image shows a pair of khaki pants with the text "finally found some pants in my size" over them.
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    Embarrassment

    1 year ago

    Relatable 🗿🗣️🔥

    The image shows a dark, blurry bear with wide, staring eyes. Text above and below the bear reads: "I JUST SHAT MY PANTS IN THE DEEP FRYER."
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    • War

    1 year ago
    The image shows a map of Ukraine with the text "Where we droppin' boys?" above it, and "Fortnite World War 3 - 22.2.2022 patch" below it.
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    • Memes

    1 year ago
    How the skinwalker looks at his victim after he screams "i'm not dying a v*rgin" and starts unzipping his pants MemeZee
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    • Restraint

    14 days ago
    A screenshot of a dark mode text post displays an explicit fanfiction excerpt. A picture of Walter White from Breaking Bad, wearing his Heisenberg hat and glasses, with a beard, is superimposed over the text. Red circles highlight Walter White's face, the words 'Say my name,' and 'name.' The text describes a highly suggestive scene where a character is 'trembling from restraint' and eventually pleads, 'Please. I need you. Say my name.' The final sentence reads: 'He's falling apart. He's breaking. You're making him burn, and he loves every second of it.'
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    • Peanut Butter

    4 months ago

    Peanut Butter

    A two-panel comic shows a woman with dog ears and a tail. In the first panel, she is asked why she is taking her pants off. In the second panel, she exclaims, "Oooo! Peanut butter!!"
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    • Bro

    6 months ago
    William Dafoe smiles widely as the words of the meme are written above him.
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    • Cat

    9 months ago
    A black and white cat is standing on a ledge holding a small piece of furniture in its mouth. The text on the image reads: "Seen this fella on the way to work, not sure which I like best... his pants, his knee pads, or his broken heart."
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    • Memes

    10 months ago
    Monday DECEMBER Today was fucking dreadful. Me and the boys were just watching porn on the school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful. You know how it goes, though. There's always s bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the fun. Some WHAT GREG IS WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY, MR JIZZLE! "PANT PANT THE ZFUCK?! The next time I see snitch is fucking dead. Patty, I swear to god, that 1
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    • Video

    1 year ago
    A YouTube video thumbnail featuring a man from The Lonely Island. The video title is "The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants (Official Video)". The video has 74 million views and was posted 10 years ago.
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    • Kid

    1 year ago
    A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".
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    • Mosquito

    8 months ago
    A Twitter post showing a tweet that says, "mosquitoes nowadays be pullin down ya socks to bite you." The next tweet replies, "like how tf did this appear on my ankle." The third tweet replies, "wish they would pull down my pants and."
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    Deadpool

    1 year ago

    Perfection

    The image shows a stylized drawing of Deadpool with two pistols. In a speech bubble, he says, "Don't forget to wear your brown pants!". Above the image is the text "CALL OF DOODY" and "MERC OPS."
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    • Pair

    2 years ago

    DAD JOKE

    The image contains the text "I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants... but I couldn't find any." The text is inside a large circle with a peach colored background. There is a logo in the lower right corner that says TODAY.
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