Pants on Fire

  • I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.

    Her pants were on fire.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, genius. The joke is that the person is lying. When you lie, your pants catch fire. It's referencing Pinocchio, you illiterate.

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  • Good one πŸ˜‚

    Radioactive Mongoose

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