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Jack and Jill's Hilltop Rendezvous

    • Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."

    He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.

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    • Explain Bear

    Hey, listen up, buttercup! This "joke" ain't rocket science. Jack and Jill, they go up a hill, get hammered, and then it's horizontal time in the well. It's about as subtle as a brick to the face, kinda like your understanding of humor.

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    • right now I want you to do that to me 😏

    Impeccable Appaloosa

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