Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Laundry Blame
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The wife thinks her pants shrunk 'cause she got THICC. But the husband is calling her a dumb dumb who can't do laundry right. He is saying she just doesn't know how to wash clothes. You are probably just like the wife.