Outing Jokes

What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?

The “cold and passed out” kind.

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How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer.

Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?

Because he’s a fungi.

Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.

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My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.

Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"

When does a doctor get mad?

When he runs out of patients!

My dad brought me some sunglasses but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.

Is it incent if it’s out the open

Or is it...outcent

I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans

My dick was in the book of world records.

But then the librarian asked me to take it out

I went to go hang out with the emo kids but they already did

My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.

public speaking is a more popular fear then snakes and you don't see anyone walking in australia and shout look out a podium

A homeless man sits in front of a home Depot, a man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks "Why are you in front of the home Depot?" And the man says "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."