The 1,000+ Best Outing Jokes

A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon" next to all of the chalk outlines

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

"Go big or go home", that's what some people say.

"Go loud and proud", that's what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!", that's what I say.

3 citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI, their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot them, he walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario, he put the gun up but couldn't pull the trigger so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario, he walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope...

Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

The Windows XP log out sound.

Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, whats your emergency?” The hunter replies “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”

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A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question, can go home." A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

The boy says, "Me! I'm going home now."

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.

What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.

After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!

I got kicked out of a hospital once, I told all the COVID patients to stay positive.

So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared” Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”