Outing

Outing jokes

Viagra

There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.

Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.

Lesbian

Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.

One day, a father was showering, and his daughter ran into the bathroom while he was getting out and drying off.

The daughter curiously pointed to her father's penis and asked, "Daddy, when am I going to get one of those!?"

The father replied quickly, "In about 15 minutes, when your mother leaves for work."

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.

Scoliosis

I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.

Adoption

Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.

Difference

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.

Difference

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.

Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

Skyscraper

How do skyscrapers make friends?

They reach out.

When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?

Africa

I found out how to gain millions of followers.

Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

What’s a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.