Outing Jokes

I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!

How do you make a blind person jealous you ask if it’s a nice day out

Why did the orphan fall out of the tree? They thought their parents would catch them

One day my mom told me to take out the trash and I did . The next day mom asked me where is your sister and I said a garbage truck took her. Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left

Why do orphans hate health ed at school? Their parents cant op them out of it.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

He was out-standing.

Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.

Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: "The canons be ready Captain!" "Are" says the Captain (correcting their grammar) "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed !!

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long You wait to smash, for me and my girlfriend it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling

What do you not say to an Emo if u want them to come round? Wanna hang out.

I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.

A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

I was out dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

6 Germans walk into a BAR... and only three walk out.