Orphan jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
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Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
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I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
New protest.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
You're homeless, you orphan!