Orphan jokes
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
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What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
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I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
You're homeless, you orphan!
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
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Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.