Orphan jokes
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
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Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
Orphans will eat toes for food.
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
I'm pregnant.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
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