Orphan jokes
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.