Orphan jokes
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
Pretend you're an orphan and I'm telling you a joke:
Your mom.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Why?
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Imagine everyone being hoes.