Orphan jokes
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
I sucked a dick.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Hoe?
Suck my pp!
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y'uree (😟): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new "job," so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!!!
Y'uree (😯): I don't know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm..... mhmmmmmm..... ummmmm..... hmmmmm.... not a bad idea!
Jarod (🤨): Or not?
Y'uree (🙄): Shut up, man!
Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!
Stop doing these orphan jokes, please, Rob.
Your mama.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.