Orphan jokes
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
Orphans will eat toes for food.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
I'm pregnant.
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
heehee
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
I sucked a dick.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.