Orphan jokes
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
Lol.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."