Orphan jokes
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Alya and freshfry.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Myself.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.