Orphan jokes
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
I sucked a dick.
Suck my pp!
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Hoe?
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y'uree (😟): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new "job," so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!!!
Y'uree (😯): I don't know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm..... mhmmmmmm..... ummmmm..... hmmmmm.... not a bad idea!
Jarod (🤨): Or not?
Y'uree (🙄): Shut up, man!
Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!
Stop doing these orphan jokes, please, Rob.
Your mama.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.