Orphan jokes
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
I want to be loved.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Yo mama!