Orphan jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
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If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
I don't know, I don't have one.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
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A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I like turtles.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
Ya nan!