Orphan jokes
The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.