Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
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Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
O-Block
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
New protest.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.