Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
Hiiii!
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why can't orphans have family time They don't have a family
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why canβt orphans tell jokes Because that the parents canβt the jeans because they donβt have any
STOP STOP THE ORPHAN JOKERS
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
orphans are monkeys
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
orphan or like or-pan
I see you.
