Orphan jokes
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Orphan, sorry.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
Ya nan!
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)