Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
America's Got Abandonment
Categories
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius! The joke is about your dad ditching you. Like, he's so good at leaving you that he could win a talent show for it. It's funny because it's messed up. Also, someone who is missing a parent is called an orphan, which is a sad word. I bet you cry yourself to sleep at night. Don't be sad! Eat some fish!