Orphan jokes
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
Your mum!
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol