Orphan jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple has a family tree.

Why do orphans not play sport?

Because they need parents' permission.

Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.

America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"

UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.

America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖

Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?

Other man: Because.

Man: Because why!?

Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."

The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.

Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?

A: The dead body had a family.

What’s yellow and can’t swim?

A bus full of kids.

Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.

Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."

#NoMoreOrphanJokes

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"

Orphan; "Stop calling here!"

I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.

Your mum!

Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.

What did the parents say to the orphans?

"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?

Dom Toretto cares about family.