Orphan jokes
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Your mum!
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.