Orphan

Orphan jokes

Hospital

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”

Kid

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.

Chicken

What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?

The chicken is actually used for something.

Water

Why do orphans have water in cereal?

Because mom was never around to produce milk.

Wall

How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?

Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.

Orphanage

Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.

Page

Why is willb103 so funny?!!

Because he made the joke home page!!!

Worship

Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?

'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.

World

Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?

Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.

Gratitude

Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!

Orphanage

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

IKEA

Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?

Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.