Orphan jokes
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.