Orphan jokes
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Alya and freshfry.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.