Orphan jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.