Orphan jokes
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.