Orphan jokes
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Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
These are meannnnn.
Your mum!
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?