Orphan jokes
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...