Orphan jokes
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁