Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Orphans and Sport: A Parental Permission Problem Explained by a Bear
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, smoothbrain. You see, orphans don't have parents. And usually, you need your parents to sign a permission slip to play sport. So, orphans can't play 'cause they ain't got no parents to sign the form. Geddit?