Orphan

Orphan jokes

People

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

Nobody

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂

IKEA

Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?

Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.

Orphanage

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

Wall

How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?

Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.

Page

Why is willb103 so funny?!!

Because he made the joke home page!!!

Worship

Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?

'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.

Orphanage

Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.

World

Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?

Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.

Chicken

What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?

The chicken is actually used for something.

Kid

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.

Hospital

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”

Orphanage

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

Mum

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "