Orphan jokes
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Dick.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Fuck off!
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?