Orphan jokes
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
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Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
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Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.