Orphan jokes
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.