Orphan jokes
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Alya and freshfry.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!