Orphan jokes
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
I'm Gay.
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What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.