Orphan jokes
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Your mum!
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.