Orphan jokes
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
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Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!