Orphan jokes
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. đ
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didnât know what the hell to do.
Whatâs the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
Why canât orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, âWhere are your parents?â
Alya and freshfry.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "