What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, you got this orphan, right? No parents, feels bad. Then you got a watermelon. Now, the joke is that you cut up both of them, but it's way funnier to cut up a watermelon. You probably don't know the difference between comedy and tragedy because you never smile, do you?