Watermelon vs. Orphan

  • What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?

    One you cut into 2 with a knife.

    And the watermelon you cut into pieces.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, you got this orphan, right? No parents, feels bad. Then you got a watermelon. Now, the joke is that you cut up both of them, but it's way funnier to cut up a watermelon. You probably don't know the difference between comedy and tragedy because you never smile, do you?

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